It was a joke!

I'm fast running out of snappy titles, so I think that's gonna be one of the last!
So apparently, I'm now not allowed to make jokes at work. What utter bollocks. One of the supervisors (I shall call him fatso, as he is rather large) basically said that if I carry on making jokes, someone is gonna take offence. All I said was, "corr, these customers leaving stuff all over the place", when said customer was walking away. He didn't hear, because I'm not that stupid as to say it too loudly so that he could hear. Fatso then says to me that I seem too serious when I'm joking, and that someone is eventually going to take offence. I'm not being funny, but he needs to lighten up. It was a bloody joke for crying out loud!
My parents are taking my brothers away at the end of October, to Portsmouth, leaving me at home. So, unlike any normal teen I'm not gonna have a wild, all night party, but what I shall have is my girlfriend round, so that should be good ;)
Went to the AFCO in London on Tuesday, and I've decided that I'm gonna go for the RAF Regiment. Yes it'll be difficult to get in, but I'm gonna train hard and definitely go for it! I took Kat with me, who sat outside for the whole time I was in there. I was gonna take her shopping in London afterwards, but where did she ask to go? Lakeside. I mean seriously! Your boyfriend takes you up to London, and you want to go back to Lakeside? Women! They are the bane of my life!
I also discovered that my mum pretty much despises Kat, which is always good. It was on Friday, and I was sitting next to my grandad, at home, and I hid my phone from him. My mum then said, "Oh, don't worry, he can't see it", so he said why are you hiding it then, have you got any dirty pictures on there? To which she genuinely sneered her nose up at, and not just a little bit, like a pig. The cow didn't even try to hide it, she just sneered like the cow she is.
Well, that's my rant over again, so see ya! :p

Look, no hands!

So apparently driving instructors don't particularly like you taking both hands off of the steering wheel at the same time! But it was ok, because it was a straight road, and there was no one else around, so I didn't kill anyone!
I spoke to my tutor about dropping out of college, who basically said, stay for a bit longer, but do what you like. Which is also pretty much what my parents said too! So, tomorrow morning I'm gonna call London AFCO, and ask if I can talk to someone on Tuesday (day off due to strikes, I wouldn't bunk, honest ;)). Also gonna ask Kat (girlfriend, keep up :p) if she wants to go with me, might make a day of it, but who knows?
That's me done once again, see ya later :p

Same Stuff, Different Day

So, college has got even more boring, if that's even possible. Tedious and long. Dropping out has occurred to me, but I'm not bulky enough to join the RAF Regiment yet, so I might stay on a bit longer, and see what happens. Had to work all weekend again, surprise surprise, but at least I get paid for it, not much, but it's better than nothing!
There was an intake evening for air cadets tonight, which, shocker, I was not taken to due to the asses which call themselves my parents. I mean, it's not like it's important or anything. God damn. But, I'm gonna try emailing the one that's closer to me again. I have before, with no avail, but hopefully this time will bear fruit.
Got another driving lesson tomorrow, which oddly I'm looking forward to. I have had to get some 'Rescue Pastilles' though, which basically calms your nerves, so I'll take one of them beforehand, just in case!
Women though... Jesus,  I mean I know they're clingy and all, but seriously? Every five minutes it's; "When can I next see you?" or "Do you really wanna be with me?" or even "You don't see me enough." I see you just the right amount. Not too much so that I get sick of you, (but it's getting there) and not too little. To be honest, cutting my losses and running has occurred to me a few times, but we'll see how it goes!
And this laptop! Slow is an understatement! It's like a bloody dinosaur! I'm amazed it's not packed up whilst writing this! But, on the plus side in a week on Friday I should have saved up enough to buy myself a new one (fingers crossed). Now it's just a case of choosing one!
So, for another day, that's me done! See ya! :p

About me

So, I'm a 17 year old male, that likes to read, play hockey (when I'm not working, bore!) and sit on my iPad, doing sweet nothing. I live with my mum and dad, and my two younger brothers, Callum, who's 13 and Regan, who's 11. I have a girlfriend of two years, named Katherine (she prefers Kat, but hey-ho :p). I go to college, but failured my first year, so I'm restarting, now doing maths, electronics, and double IT. On top of that I have a part time job, which sometimes feels full time with the amount I'm there! I don't get paid much, but it's better than nothing! I started driving lessons on my birthday, and so far have had about four, with two more booked for next week! I'm a bit nervous about driving, especially as my instructors pretty much family! :s I haven't crashed yet though :p
As a career, I'd like to join the RAF, mainly as a pilot, but if I don't make the grade for that, then in the RAF regiment, which is basically the infantry. I'm looking into joining air cadets, but we'll see how that goes. I'm also in the scouts, young leadering for the beaver and scout section, so the most challenging ones ;)
Well, I'm gonna leave it there for tonight, and maybe make another post soon, so yeah, see ya! :p

Intro

This blog is just gonna be my recollection of stuffs, so it will be incredibly biased! I tend to moan a lot, so I'll mostly be letting out steam and shizzle, which means there may be swearing, however if I remember I'll blank it out, like t***. ;) Enjoy!